What do you get when you cross American culture & Islam? Protestant woman get stoned before they commit adultery. What is the difference between a Protestant woman and a Muslim woman? What do you call a Muslim looking for a toilet? What's the difference between a microwave and a Islamic extremist?Ī microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off. When he goes under center to call signals and yells out "Kill Kill Kill.B-52 B-52.Ji-hut!" How can you tell when you're playing against a radicalized Muslim Quarterback? What do you call a building full of Taliban? What did the warning label on the suicide bombers vest say? Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?īecause there is a target on every corner. Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East? What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? What do you call a muslim Elvis impersonator? What should Iraq get for its air defense system? Why couldn't the Palestinians blow up a toy robot? What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and Syrian refugees all have in common? What do you call a bad Lebanese oncologist? What do you call a bad Muslim eye doctor? What can the Palestinians do to raise the average IQ in the West Bank? What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?Ī quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please. Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up? What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East? What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?Īnything you want she's already been stoned to death. What did Danielle Bregoli say about the Syrian civil war? How do you get an Arabian prince to fall in love with you? What did the muslim bring to a pool party? What do you call a Muslim who loves to shop? Why should he when he can get bombed at home? What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?ĭon't put your contact info on the Playstation Network! What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?Ī muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar. What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?ĭid you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest? What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?Īt some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty. The man gets to see a striptease every night. The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.ĭo you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
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